Tuesday, October 26, 2010

This Vanity Fair Thing

So anyway, Vanity Fair does these photoshops of conservatives on the bodies of what they are calling "beefcakes". First off, let me say that a cake made out of beef sounds like a wonderful thing. But the beefcake was an empty promise. A lie.

And the VF photos disappointed. Come on guys; this is supposed to be Mike Huckabee?:

Believe me, I know how hard it is to match skin tones. I often miss the mark. But these guys didn't even try. And how does this sweaty guy keep nothing but his face dry?

So anyway, Photoshop was already open. I painted in sweat.. photo filtered a little red in.. then this happened:

Now that's how you do beefcake Vanity Fair.