[in a cabin in the mountains, Jim wakes up and bangs his head on the table he was sleeping under]
Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright?
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah...uh ... who are you?
Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What? are we, lumberjacks?
Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!
Here's a heartwarming story. It's about a puppy-dog who had a bowl of ice cream. Well, sorta. If by "puppy-dog" you mean, "a bunch of Norwegians." And if by "bowl of ice cream" you mean, "got into a street fight with those annoying Swedes."