For your bucket list: the Rubbermaid Neat and Tidy Bucket. Face it; we all need something and sometimes it's buckets. If you find yourself bucket deficient, click the link and treat yourself to the Cadillac of buckets. The gosh darned thing isn't even white - it's "Bisque". How can you go wrong with a bisque bucket?
[in a cabin in the mountains, Jim wakes up and bangs his head on the table he was sleeping under]
Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright?
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah...uh ... who are you?
Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What? are we, lumberjacks?
Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!
Here's a heartwarming story. It's about a puppy-dog who had a bowl of ice cream. Well, sorta. If by "puppy-dog" you mean, "a bunch of Norwegians." And if by "bowl of ice cream" you mean, "got into a street fight with those annoying Swedes."