Monday, June 04, 2007

Caged Heat

Imagine this: you've been doing time for bad checks, haven't had a drink in three months, have to sleep on a cot to the sound of snoring bears, and now they're making you tidy up the jail for this skinny rich girl, who is actually going to look good in her prison jumpsuit/potato-sack.

Man, I hope Paris has lots of menthols.


Stone said...

In all of world-wide tobacco history that number of menthols has yet to be produced.

Wally Ballou said...

She has the most poised mug shot I have ever seen (see They should photograph her when she is coming out.

Did you notice she turned herself into the county prison "for men"? wishful thinking.

Seriously, I think it is interesting that she didn't buy her way into the Zsa Zsa prison. It may not have been her idea, but she is going to live with it.

Good luck to her. I hope it smartens her up a little.

stoo said...

Worse luck for her, nobody gets to smoke in any correctional facility in all of California.

The staff has to leave the premises -- not just go outside, but leave the premises -- to smoke.

lumberjack said...

I hadn't thought about smokes being banned. I wonder what prisoners use as currency these days.

It's hard to imagine a prison yard shanker getting paid off in nicotine gum.