Healthcare officials in Calgary have unveiled a new ambulance designed for treating and transporting obese patients in an emergency, believed to be the first of its kind in this country.The implication may not be obvious to everyone but I realized it right away: they're going to begin crossing the border and picking us up! Yahoo! Free healthcare.
The ambulance is equipped with a wide stretcher and a mechanical lift that gently raises patients weighing up to 1,000 pounds
(in anticipation of the Fairness Doctrine, from now on America will be ridiculed at least as much as Canada. France, of course, remains exempt from any restrictions)