Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Ouchie

From News of the Weird:

Least Competent Criminals
Claude White, 34, was arrested in April in Elizabethton, Tenn., and charged with stealing a forklift, which sheriff's deputies later found overturned in the middle of a road, but with a pair of shoes and socks trapped underneath. Around the same time, a call came from Sycamore Shoals Hospital about a patient (White) telling an odd story of how he had suffered a foot-mangling (but not mentioning a forklift). By that time, however, deputies had found an exact match for the patient's missing toe, inside the sock that was inside the shoe that was underneath the forklift. [WSMV-TV (Nashville), 4-3-07]
Oh man, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

1 comments:

Stone said...

How - on God's green earth - do you flip a forklift -- ON YOURSELF?!? Man, I hope that thing had a dashcam...

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