Because it's cute. But also because it's an excuse for another Paris picture:
"In the future," reads a statement from Paris Hilton, "I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make."Like her first excuse that her publicist told her it was ok to drive. "But it was the girl who does my nails who suggested that a running chainsaw in the front seat would be a good idea. I should speak up when I suspect these people are wrong!"