Serpentine! Serpentine!

I saw this picture and was immediately reminded of The In-Laws, in which Peter Falk is a rogue secret agent (or is he?) and Alan Arkin is the innocent dentist caught up in Falk's sphere of insanity. One of my favorite lines from the movie is when Arkin is getting shot at and Falk helpfully (?) calls out for him to: "Serpentine Sheldon, Serpentine!"

Anyway, that's why I added the imagined penguin dialog. In most encounters of this type the penguin will fight it out, oftentimes sending the killer whale off to lick its wounds. (as far as you know)