Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Gordon Ramsey, Report to the Woodshed



Gordon Ramsey seems to have gotten himself in trouble. That's him with his wife above. First question -- how did he ever rate a girl like that? Second question -- what an idiot:

Gordon Ramsay has made a grovelling apology to wife Tana Ramsay, after admitting to meeting 'mistress' Sarah Symonds four times, it was alleged today.

The television chef was forced to admit to his wife that he does know Symonds, who insists she has been his mistress for seven years.

But he told his wife - who appears to be prepared to stand by him - that they have only met on four occasions.

The couple appeared near their Wandsworth hand-in-hand, in a show of marital solidarity despite the possibility that further lurid revelations will emerge later this week.

Truth - I can't imagine Gordon Ramsey being intimate with any woman, "What? You call that a kiss? That's rubbish, is what that is. I'd be embarrassed to serve a kiss like that to a patron. I maintain a high standard dammit, you bin that and try again. Stop sniveling and start over."

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