Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Trick Shots, or Are They?

So my wife came up to me and said, “Take off my shirt.”

So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now my hose, bra, and panties.” I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.”