Drunken Pandas

Pandas from Giant Panda Breeding Center in Chengdu, China are seen here getting drunk. They have been depressed for weeks after finding out that the United States has been clear-cutting bamboo forests to supply the ever increasing demand for sticks with which to beat Palestinian women and children. "We didn't complain when the US started drowning polar bears," said Tai Shan, a panda spokesbear, "We figured, 'ah well, they're polar bears. Screw um,' but now the shoe's on the other foot. How's that saying go, first they came for the polar bears.. or something like that?"