It Has Begun... Again

The Animal Stacking predicted by the revised computerized climate model simulation has begun. Al Gore, and other scientists, with clipboards, predicted long ago that we would see Animal Stacking once we reached the "tipping point" for global warming. Asked for comment, Mr. Gore said, "I warned you this was coming. I tried sounding the alarm back when the first Bug Stackings were observed, but nobody listened. Now we're in for a global inferno."

Asked if this hell on earth would directly affect him personally, Mr. Gore answered, "Hell yes, it will. I'll have to vacation in Canada now. We all face hardships, mister."