Yikes, these are a little more expensive than I expected. Still, they look well made and I wouldn't be surprised to find they posses magical powers. I've just been looking at them on the Amazon page and I'm pretty sure I've lost weight. And my back feels better, yes, and I haven't coughed or sneezed once. Browse other block sets on the page. (for those of you with money just falling out your pockets)
[in a cabin in the mountains, Jim wakes up and bangs his head on the table he was sleeping under]
Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright?
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah...uh ... who are you?
Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What? are we, lumberjacks?
Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!
They are seriously doing a candlelight vigil to support global warming awareness... Which is like making out to promote chastity. But the words in the sign are mine. I'm sure they're unaware of any irony in what they're doing.
Lumberjack, Thanks for clearing that up. I thought they looked awfully sincere. I definitely agree that they are unaware of the irony of their actions.
Maybe if the candles were made from a renewable resource, like tallow or beeswax... Oh, but that's cruelty to animals!
So here's my new business plan. We'll sell the new ecologically-correct light source. True, it looks like a whale oil lamp, but no endangered species were harmed. Instead, we rendered down Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy, and Oprah Winfrey.
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Maybe I'm a little bit dull or something, but are they being sarcastic, or serious? I really can't tell.
They are seriously doing a candlelight vigil to support global warming awareness... Which is like making out to promote chastity. But the words in the sign are mine. I'm sure they're unaware of any irony in what they're doing.
Lumberjack, Thanks for clearing that up. I thought they looked awfully sincere. I definitely agree that they are unaware of the irony of their actions.
Major Bill
Maybe if the candles were made from a renewable resource, like tallow or beeswax... Oh, but that's cruelty to animals!
So here's my new business plan. We'll sell the new ecologically-correct light source. True, it looks like a whale oil lamp, but no endangered species were harmed. Instead, we rendered down Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy, and Oprah Winfrey.
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