Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Paris Hilton 'Distraught' Over Jail Time

This just in: Paris Hilton 'Distraught' Over Jail Time
As opposed to everyone else who goes to jail, most of whom think it's 'really cool'.


PGP said...

There's a song in there somewhere!

All By Myself?

lumberjack said...

Ah, now I see she'll be in "special needs" prison. And she'll only have to do 23 days. Why? Good behavior. She hasn't even started yet and she's got good behavior.

PGP said...

Remarkable reformation!