Friday, May 18, 2007

Price of Skepticism Going Up

They're getting desperate. In an effort to get more converts, the Global Warmists are bidding up the numbers:

Some experts think global warming will cause temperatures in Kansas to rise an average of 5 to 12 degrees in the next several decades.
So instead of several degrees in the next century, now we're looking at a rise of 25 to 60 degrees. (according to some experts) This report was done by Patty Glick of the National Wildlife Federation, and it also claims the Kansas state flower (the sunflower) could move north to other states in a few decades. Funny thing, in all my years, many of them sober, I have never known a sunflower to move.

But if they do move, maybe these guys will be moving in to take their place. Where are these guys now? Mexico City.

But look, I'm not going to argue with the National Wildlife Federation's expert. If she's right, I won't even have to put on a sweater on the coldest day of winter. Plus, I'll be able to cook by hanging meat out the window on a stick. So I'm going to back Patty on this. After all, she's got a BA in economics from Sweet Briar College in Virginia. Economics! That's right next to the science building. Why, they're practically the same thing.

Thing is, now the Sierra Club will have to come out with even more dire numbers. Instead of 5 to 12 degrees in several decades, it will be 7 to 14 within a year. And it's going to keep going up until you believe it!


Patty: Peru!