Saturday, July 14, 2007

Be On Your Guard

As we learn more about the Giant Ducks, we become better able to fight them. Of course, their tactics are changing too, so be on your guard. One thing that may be of use: Don't ever invite them into your home. They can be really charming but that will change the instant you invite them in.

Apparently, like vampires, they can't enter a residence unless they are invited in by a human. So they will say anything in order to gain entry. "Oh, we're moderate Ducks, we think decimating cities is wrong. We just want to be your friends. My, that necklace looks stunning on you...."

Just don't invite them in. Don't do it. Really.