More Sightings

We now have reports that the Giant Ducks are everywhere. That can only mean one thing: that the Giant Ducks are everywhere.



***Update: Not to worry, help is on the way:



On second thought, it might be wise to move inland:


Ahab: I consign thee to the depths of hell, and from the depths of hell I stab at thee.....
Giant Duck: Quack! Quack!
Ahab: To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee...
Giant Duck: Quaaaaak!
Ahab: for hate's sake I spit my last breath... oh, never mind...

Worse? You ask could it get worse?



It can always get worse. These ones are not only vampires...



.... they're Democrats. That's right, Giant Democratic vampire Jihadi Ducks. If you think about it, it was inevitable.

Meanwhile, up North, the carnage continues..



While in some places they aren't even aware of the problem.... yet.



And who ever thought Greenpeace would do battle on the side of the humans? Go Ducks! Faster!



Out West, Nick Nolte has climbed on top of one and is vomiting on him repeatedly. They say the Giant Duck is weakening. Go Nick! Use your powers on him!




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