Supermodels

Yikes, did you see:

NEW YORK - Gisele Bundchen tops Forbes.com's list of the world's richest models, earning $33 million in the last 12 months.

I can do math: say she's probably ten times better looking than me. And take off 50% because I'm a guy. OK, and take off another 50% for the age differential. Alright, and another 50% for the odious hump. That's still $412,500.00. Hire me. I've been practicing my wistful smile all morning.