Some are saying that Sept 26th is Lumberjack Day. I think we know that every day is Lumberjack Day.
Sure, some will pretend to be a lumberjack for a day, possibly even dress in women's clothing and hang around in bars, and they'll have no idea how hard it is to pretend to be a lumberjack 24/7-365. Well, rest assured, I'll still be out there in the pretend forest long after they've moved on to talk like a pirate day.
Someone has got to pretend to get the wood, eh?