Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Polarizing Bears

I was tickled to see that some envirozealots don't know that polar bears swim out to icebergs to hunt. Even more giggle-making is finding out that other envirozealots want to kill this baby bear because it's life isn't up to their ideal polar bear standard.

"The zoo must kill the bear," said spokesman Frank Albrecht. "Feeding by hand is not species-appropriate but a gross violation of animal protection laws."
So I have to wonder if we can't get the zealots together on this. The bears-must-not-swim folks and the inconvenienced-bears-must-die folks should get together, arm themselves with clubs, and set out to repair nature. The bears could use the snack.

h/t: Stonestead


Leo Pusateri said...

Dang it anyways--- I like the way you think!