Expensive Haircuts

I can get twenty haircuts for what John Edwards pays for one. More, if I go to the barber college. And, (here's a money saving tip you can only get at Lumberjacks) you can actually make money if you get your haircuts at the dog grooming school. The fresh-puppy-scented powder can get old though. And sometimes you have to put up with little blue bows. And the muzzle.

But $400 for a haircut? Still, John is a fine looking man: