Monday, April 23, 2007

Laurie David doesn't look foolish

But now she has to sneak aboard her chartered Gulfstreams.

And Sheryl Crow? She has to add "one roll of toilet paper" to her list of "touring requirements."
What's happening here isn't news. It's long been known that the rich have too much free time on their hands. That these two actually drip hydrocarbons wherever they go just adds a touch of comedy.

****Update:From their Fix the Whole World By Telling the Nonrich How to Live blog:

Crow (4/19): I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.
OK let me brainstorm with you Sheryl: How bout we make the "dining sleeves" detached permanently? We could make them square and put one at every place setting around the table.... maybe we could call them "nonpaper napkins made from fabric" or "textile face wipes". And to encourage their use, we could fold them into swans or combine decorative folds with "textile face wipe rings". Just a thought.