Not So Stormy Weather

Reuters reports the sad news for Democrats:

MIAMI (Reuters) - A noted hurricane forecaster on Tuesday predicted the Atlantic hurricane season will see just two more tropical storms and no more "major" hurricanes.

So, does a disappointing (for Democrats) hurricane season mean that global warming is not bringing us larger and more frequent storms? You know that if this had been an above average hurricane season, it would be touted now as proof of and punishment for global warming. So, sad news.

Either that, or, this could just be another Republican plot. It could be that George Bush stopped the hurricanes because of the upcoming elections. So it's true; he controls the very wind. Either way, not good news for democrats.

Bonus - Note to savy Democrats: Bush has also been manipulating continental drift. "How?" you ask, "Why?" It's too late to do you any good but I'll give you a hint: Follow the magma.