Quiz

I like James Taranto's quizzes. I usually don't do well enough to even mail in my guesses, but I keep trying. Here's one where I expected an "all of the above" option:

Addressing President Bush: "Can't you be honest at least once in your life, and admit that you are a deceitful liar who intentionally deceived your nation when you drove them to war in Iraq?"

1. Helen Thomas
2. Howard Dean
3. Harry Pelosi and Nancy Reid
4. John Kerry

And of course the correct answer is none of the above! The actual source of this quote is Ayman al-Zawahiri, al Qaeda's No. 2.