It Was All So Simple

It was there all the time and my muddled, conservative, brain just couldn't see it:


All they ever wanted was hugs.

Leave it to Jimmy Carter to lead us:

RAMALLAH, West Bank (AP) - Former President Jimmy Carter embraced a leading Hamas figure Tuesday, according to participants in a meeting that infuriated Israeli officials already upset by Carter's freelance Mideast peace mission.

Carter also laid a wreath at the grave of Yasser Arafat.....

OK, Homeland Security, stand down, we've got this under control.