Thursday, February 25, 2021
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Sunday, November 08, 2020
The Mechanics of Cheating
I started thinking about this when I heard some democrat say, "Don't be alarmed if Trump is winning on Nov. 3 because when the mail in ballots are counted Biden will win."
Daydreaming about how I would cheat if it were me I realized that it would have to be a limited number of actors. You would have to use a minimum number of actual ballot writers and ballot transporters. If you had an army of confederates the chances are good that you would inadvertently include someone who would rat out the whole operation.
But it would take an army to fill out hundreds of thousands or millions of fake ballots completely.
Now I hear that they've found 450,000 ballots marked only for Joe Biden. No other candidates selected, just Joe Biden. In my daydream election heist that is what I feared would get me caught.
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Saturday, October 31, 2020
It's Official: Once Again I'm the Most Awesome Man in the World
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Friday, August 28, 2020
How Committed Are You?
Say you're an anti Trump enlightened and thoroughly woke individual. Could I get you to change your mind about him for ten dollars? How about one hundred dollars? A thousand? If I promised you ten thousand dollars to change your mind and vote for Trump, would you do it? No?
OK, so how about this, how bout if I call you names, would that make you change your mind? Or if I confronted you on the street? Roughed you up and maybe damaged your car, would that make you see things my way? Alright, what if I burned your business to the ground. That would certainly make you see things my way, right?
No, of course not. Hard to see then why the super woke think they're advancing their cause by their actions. They're not changing any minds. And Democrat support of the tantrum hoard is driving likely voters toward Trump.
It's a crazy world. Hope everyone is staying safe.
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Thursday, June 04, 2020
Question
Just a question: Who are the protests aimed at?
As far as I can tell, everyone in the country is sickened by George Floyd's death. Nobody is defending the cop. I mean nobody, I haven't heard a single defense of his actions. We are all sickened by what he did.
I can see memorial services and gatherings. They are needed, but anger at all cops is misplaced. Anger at that particular police department may be warranted but it should be used to demand change to procedures and accountability within that department.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2020
Everything You Need to Know About the China Wuhan Socialist Covid19 Virus
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Saturday, April 25, 2020
Day 5 and the Toilet Paper Has Run Out
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IR Dog |
So the dog. I got a new phone with an infrared camera and I'm practicing with it. Why would you want an infrared camera? Well they can be used as an aid to troubleshooting electronics. See the picture? Well if I suspected that Mr Beasley (the dog) had an electrical fault, the picture would tell me to begin by checking at his right eye. He doesn't have a fault though, in fact he just had a tune-up.
So OK I'm bored. The good news is that my boredom has motivated me to grow spiritually. And, little known fact here, maximum spiritual growth comes from playing Candy Crush and writing snarky Amazon reviews. So turns out spirituality was right in my wheelhouse. Quarantine has just sharpened my skills but turns out I was going in the right direction all along.
I hope everyone is having a nice quarantine. Back to work now, I've got an amazon foot massager that is suffering from review deficiency. Gonna fix that.
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Tuesday, April 21, 2020
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There is evidence that certain elites have access to secrets that protect them from the Wuhan Chinese PRC socialist coronavirus. |
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Sunday, March 29, 2020
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Friday, January 06, 2017
Now WithThe Master of Ashes on Both Front and Back
My Work Here Is Done! Mugs
That's right, the long uncomfortable fever dream is almost over. Why not punctuate it with a mug? I usually don't use mugs for informational purposes, (except for designation of #1 Dad status) but this time it's different. This is the mug we rise from the ashes with. Mmmmm, coffee and ashes.
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