Shoveling

It's the same every Blizzard of the Century. I go out to shovel, and all I hear from the wife is:

"Get up, you can't sleep in the driveway."

"Why are you clutching your chest?"

"Is there any more bread in the freezer?"

Blizzard of 2016

OK, just 3 hours into the blizzard of the century and I've already eaten two loaves of bread. Wonder if I should chance a run to Sam's Club?