Learn Something New Every Day

First, learned it's harder to add a blemish in photoshop than it is to take one away.

But it's harder still to make Perez Hilton look worse than he already does. Without resorting to horse teeth, that is.

(and as for him running up on that stage to snatch the crown from Miss California's head.... beyotch-puuuuhhleeese, she could whip his butt and send him home crying)