And for My Next Trick...

He doesn't want to own a car company, yet he does. He doesn't want to own banks, but he will take over student loans. He'll dictate compensation where TARP funds have been accepted. He'll tell you where to set your thermostat, and which news to watch. And you believe him when he says he doesn't want to raise your taxes or have government run health care? Hahahahahahahaha.