"The job has been proceeding according to plan"

I don't see how anyone can be worried about the Gulf oil spill. We've got a Nobel laureate on the case. Mother Nature: brace for getting tamed.

"Lower the manifold pressure and clamp under the
diversion valve.... yes, I think this just might work."

***Update:
FLASH: BP HALTS EFFORT AS CRUDE CONTINUES TO SPEW...
Obama no longer takes credit. "I was against it from the beginning."