Late Lecture

Police in a small town are usedto empty streets in the middle of the night, so one man walking down the sidewalk on Main Street at 1AM was a bit unusual.

The squad car pulled up beside the man, and the policeman rolled down the window and asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies............ "That would be my wife."

via: Miss