Friday, June 26, 2015

Darn It

The neighborhood watch says that walking out of the house with a smile on your (white, heterosexual) face is a micro trigger and a mini-aggression. Apparently the only way to set things right is to participate in a same sex marriage by the light of burning confederate flags.

I'm OK with that so long as there's a chocolate fountain.


Anonymous said...

But your a lumberjack, and you're OK.