Friday, May 18, 2007

Phobia-Phobia Bo-Bobia Banana-fanana Mo-Mobia..

The amazing James Taranto pointed out this breaking Islamophobia news:

Speaking at a special brainstorming session on the sidelines of the 34th Islamic Conference of Foreign Ministers (ICFM), the foreign ministers termed Islamophobia the worst form of terrorism and called for practical steps to counter it.
Brainstorming, right. OK, lets see, practical steps to counter Islamophobia, hmmm, we could have an Islamic Mickey Mouse. Big cuddly mouse, sure. And he could cut off the heads of the infidels. No? Oh, I know, how about an Islamic Big Bird? Big fuzzy, sweet, adorable, bird. With a scimitar, to cut off the heads of Jewish reporters.

No? (Can't you just hear IslamoBird asking the doctor, "Shapiro? What kind of name is Shapiro?") OK, if cartoon characters wouldn't work to calm the infidels, how about, and I know this is crazy, I'll just throw it out for consideration: how about not blowing up innocents in the name of Allah? How about not celebrating the blowing up of innocents?

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