It's Getting Real on the Cain Campaign Trail

It seems another woman has come forward to accuse
Herman Cain of inappropriate behavior. In Chicago,
a Ms. M.O. (whose face has been obscured because
she's not very pretty) reports that Mr Cain "looked me
up and down like a dog sizing up a pork chop."

"Obviously at a time when we need a president who is supercool, we can't afford to gamble on a man who portrays typical male behavior."

***Update:

"I want to thank everyone as much as I possibly do."