[in a cabin in the mountains, Jim wakes up and bangs his head on the table he was sleeping under]
Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright?
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah...uh ... who are you?
Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What? are we, lumberjacks?
Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!
If you found a potato chip with dark spots in the shape of Obama's face and you nibbled into the shape of a gun the teacher would send you to the principal -- but on the way to the office you could nibble another chip into the likeness of Osama bin Laden and have the first chip shoot the second one.
Then, if they tried to expel you, you could call them racists and refer the whole matter to the Justice Department.
Deborah said...Florida isn't the only "gun shaped" state. Oklahoma will have to be banned to. Oh, and someone tell Senator "not a sixth grader" Feinstein that California looks like a magazine.
6 comments:
hehheh.... Don't think that some school teacher wouldn't.
just dont eat the poptarts.
OMG - can you just imagine how much trouble a 7 year old would get for biting a pastry into the shape of Idaho while down there in Florida??
If you found a potato chip with dark spots in the shape of Obama's face and you nibbled into the shape of a gun the teacher would send you to the principal -- but on the way to the office you could nibble another chip into the likeness of Osama bin Laden and have the first chip shoot the second one.
Then, if they tried to expel you, you could call them racists and refer the whole matter to the Justice Department.
Deborah said...Florida isn't the only "gun shaped" state. Oklahoma will have to be banned to. Oh, and someone tell Senator "not a sixth grader" Feinstein that California looks like a magazine.
Fienstein thinks a magazine is what comes in the mail.
Post a Comment