Thursday, August 03, 2006

My Man

Here's the thing; if you're going to be arrested for drunk driving, you should look like a drunk driver. Nobody looked at Nick Nolte on this night and thought, "Oh look a celebrity is here, maybe he's doing charity work at the jail." No. Nick's whole aspect screams, "I'm the drunk. I'm here to be arrested. And by the way, you're standing in my vomit."

One of Mel's problems is that his mug shot looks too good. He looks like a guy in control of himself. He was obviously not a guy in control.