From the Phoenix Business Journal:
Arizona Sen. John McCain will visit Greenland, Turkey, Georgia, Montenegro and Italy as part of a Senate delegation headed overseas during Congress' summer break.The first word says it all: Arizona. "Oh, look, global warming at the resorts.... we were afraid this would happen."
McCain and the other Republican senators want to observe the effects of global warming while in Greenland. They also will attend an A-list economic and political conference at a swanky northern Italian resort.
Greenland, yeah sure. Global warming will be evident at the Nuuk Tiki Bar.