Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Dog Facelift Ends in Tragedy

This is what I was expecting when I clicked on the Drudge headline: Chinese man sues after dog facelift ends in tragedy.

Right? I mean what's the worst thing that could happen to your dog? It could end up looking like Jane Fonda. Then I find out the dog died and I felt bad for the dog. Not the guy. Any guy who orders cosmetic surgery for his dog deserves to be punished. You want a younger looking dog? Give him a hot pink mohawk, like the rest of us.