Too Many Headlines

Running down the Drudge headlines:

Hong Kong Orders Killing of All Chickens After Fatal Bird-Flu Strain Found...

Stocks fall sharply as oil prices surge...

'May peak at $150-170 soon'...

Corn hits new record...

AZ search for illegals hits water parks...

FDA has tomato Salmonella reports from 17 states...

Outbreak hits 167...

then I see:

US life expectancy tops 78!

And I'm all, "Noooooo! Not extra years of this, change it back! Change it back!"