Watch What You Say

So the rumor I heard last month is true. Barack Obama is setting up an internet anti-smear squad:

Barack Obama is recruiting senior staff to a new unit which will combat virulent rumour campaigns on the internet that threaten to cost him votes in the presidential election against John McCain.

The article doesn't say, but I've heard that this unit won't do anything but identify the sources of the rumors. Once he has the names, Obama will take care of the offenders himself, using the black arts and voodoo spells he learned as a youth in Jakarta.