Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Household Tip

As you probably know, every Tuesday, without fail, Are We Lumberjacks posts something and claims that it's a tradition. "Every week we post this stuff, no don't check the archives, it's true. Trust us."

But today is the exception. Why? Because we actually do publish a household hint every Tuesday. And we can't falsely claim it's a tradition if it's truly a tradition. (which I swear to you it is)

OK, so the tip:

Should your wooden furniture become damaged or worn, you should rub 
a walnut in it's face and belittle it for becoming marred so easily. This 
humiliation won't make it look any better but it might toughen it up some.