Dog-O-Matic?

Romain Jarry has just invented the Dog' O' matic,
a machine that cleans household dogs.

Romain, if that is her name, deserves a ride in her own cruel machine. And she calls it the dog-o-matic? I've got news for you, Romain, every eight year old boy who's ever pulled dog washing duty has imagined a machine like this. And we all named our machines the dog-o-matic. But we all abandoned the idea because, well, what kind of a monster would put the "household dog" into a contraption like that?

There, there boy, it's ok, when they open the door, the biting can begin.