Now Even Less Graphic

Wackiness in one eye has me wearing an eye-patch until at least Monday.

Good news: It's a black one so I'm going around saying "Arrrr!" with a green parrot on my shoulder. Plus, if I have to keep the patch for any length of time, transitioning to a pirate blog should be relatively easy; after all, lumberjacks are just pirates who wandered into the forest.

Bad news: Photoshops are much harder with only one eye, which is why you never hear about cyclops photoshopists. Also, just walking around like this gives me a huge headache. Solution: stop walking around.

I'm sure the orb will be fine, but if there's less posting around here for the next few days, that's why.