Friday, November 02, 2012

Yeah, It's Deep Too

When will they learn?

When you're making a faux deep water news report from a boat in 3 inches of water, and somebody walks past, you have two options:

  • 1. Yell out, "Don't fight the current, you're only making it worse!" then leap over the side of the boat and "swim" over to the guy and take him down. Splash a lot as you drag him back to "safety"
  • 2. Yell out, "It's a miracle!" and convince the viewers that Jesus is come to save New Jersey.


OMMAG said...

Shallow ... and stupid ... media people.

Gino said...

wasnt this done in Katrina, too?

lumberjack said...

Yeah, there was a reporter babe in a canoe - not sure if it was Katrina. And this guy goes sloshing by in the background.

On this one, even if this guy hadn't come into the picture, you could see the water only covering 4 inches of the car tires in the background.

lumberjack said...

Also --

Glad to see you out and about OMMAG, hope you're mending well.

Yeah, I got the 'shallow' reporter... Eric and his friends look none too deep either.