Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Revealing X-Ray?

This new full-body x-ray machine has some people a little nervous. Me, I'm not so concerned. I always get shuttled to the pat-down lane, and let me tell you, that can get a little personal. Not that I'm complaining, and I have to say, the screeners are always as respectful as it's possible to be. But even so, I'd welcome the risqué x-ray.

Here's an idea, feed the live video to a jumbotron TV in the main terminal. OK, or maybe not.


talnik said...

I that a chain saw down your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

lumberjack said...

By the way, the Libertarians have this one right; the TSA is is way out of line telling us we can't take our chain saws on the plane.