Tuesday, February 27, 2007


WASHINGTON (AFP) - The burial site of Jesus has been found and suggests he had a wife and son, according to highly sensitive claims in a documentary by "Titanic" director James Cameron and Israel-born Simcha Jacobovici.
Sure, James, sure you did. Never mind that my high school janitor in Texas was also named Jesus. I guess we're lucky you didn't go to San Antonio. If you had, we'd now be hearing that you'd located Jesus' broom. "It has to be His. The name is in bold magic marker. Of course the bristles are being carbon-dated, but we're pretty sure we can melt Nazis with this thing."


Gino said...

Funny, again.
i like your wit.

Gryffilion said...

That is hilarious. I completely embarassed myself by laughing out loud for a good few seconds in my school library's computer lab. Rock on.